Very XX Sports Bra

SPECIFICATIONS ✨

Introducing the 'Gravity-Defying Chest Charmer' - Because Who Says You Can't Defy Physics While Doing Pilates?

Ladies, are you tired of sports bras that treat your girls like they're trying to escape to a witness protection program? Say hello to the Push Up Sports Bra that's more uplifting than your daily affirmations and more supportive than your best friend during a Ben & Jerry's breakup binge! 

This isn't just a sports bra; it's a miracle worker for your cha cha's, a palace for your twins, a castle for your... well, you get the idea. It's like your chest went to boot camp and came back with a mission to conquer Mount Everest (or at least that intimidating StairMaster at the gym).

Features:

• Push-up design: Gives the girls more lift than your morning triple espresso.
• Cross-back style: Because your back deserves to look as good as your front.
• Shockproof technology: Keeps everything locked down tighter than Fort Knox, even during your most enthusiastic "Is this Zumba or an exorcism?" moments.
• Crop top length: Shows just enough midriff to make your abs wonder if they should have shown up to work today.
• Moisture-wicking fabric: Keeps you drier than your Tinder matches' conversations.

Available in colors ranging from "Perky Pink" to "Bounce-Be-Gone Black," because your sports bra should be as vibrant as your excuse for why you're late to spin class. 😅

❗Warning ❗ Side effects may include sudden urges to do jumping jacks in public, an inexplicable desire to enter push-up contests, and a significant boost in confidence to go braless in your everyday life (please don't, we can't be held responsible for that).

This bra is so versatile, it's practically a Swiss Army knife for your chest. Yoga? Check. High-intensity cardio? You bet. Impromptu trampoline session? Bring it on! (Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any spontaneous bouncing incidents. Please jiggle responsibly.) 😜

Remember, with great bra comes great responsibility. You might become the unofficial gym cleavage guru, fielding questions like, "Are those real?" and "Can you teach me your ways?" (Pro tip: The secret is in the bra, but let them think it's all you.)

Whether you're into mountain climbers or actual mountain climbing, this bra has got your front (and back) covered. It's so comfortable and supportive, you might forget you're wearing it and accidentally wear it as a top to your next family dinner. (On second thought, go for it – show Aunt Mildred you've still got it!)

Get ready to push up, work out, and conquer in a bra that says, "I'm here to exercise, but my girls are here to make a statement... a very perky, very supported statement!"

Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any sudden increases in your chest confidence, impromptu sports bra fashion shows, or the inexplicable urge to rename yourself 'The Unsinkable Molly Boob'. But if you do become the next big thing in sports bra fashion, we wouldn't mind a shoutout! 🤳

P.S. Despite its magical properties, this bra does not actually give you the ability to fly or hypnotize people with your cleavage. Any stunned onlookers are simply appreciating your fabulous gym fashion sense (and maybe doing a little aspirational shopping of their own).

Remember, in this bra, every day is chest day, and every bounce is a chance to defy Newton's laws of motion. Now go forth and be the perky, jiggle-free wonder you were meant to be! 💗