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Introducing the '2024 Chest Enhancer 3000' - Because Why Wait for the Future When Your Girls Can Time Travel Now?
Ladies, are you tired of sports bras that make your chest look flatter than your attempts at stand-up comedy? Say hello to the new sports top that's more uplifting than your therapist and more supportive than your mom when you said you were becoming a professional meme creator!
This isn't just a sports bra; it's a time machine for your ta-tas. It's like your boobs went to the year 2025 and came back with anti-gravity technology and a PhD in Perkiness.
Features:
❗ Warning ❗ Side effects may include sudden urges to speak in future tense, an inexplicable desire to challenge gravity to a duel, and a significant boost in people asking, "Is that sports bra from the future?"
Yoga? Check. HIIT? You bet. Impromptu costume party where the theme is "Sexy Astronaut"? You're always ready! (Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any spontaneous space-time continuum breaches. Please defy gravity responsibly.)
Remember, with great futuristic fashion comes great responsibility. You might become the unofficial gym time traveler, fielding questions like, "Does everyone's chest look like that in 2024?" and "Can you tell me next week's lottery numbers?" (Pro tip: The secret is in the bra, but let them think you're actually from the future.) 😅
Whether you're into burpees or bench presses, this sports top has got you covered (and lifted, and separated). It's so comfortable and advanced, you might forget you're wearing 2024 technology and accidentally lead a robot uprising. (On second thought, go for it – you'll look fabulous doing it!)
Get ready to push up, work out, and conquer in a top that says, "I'm here to exercise, but I'm also ready to star in a sci-fi fitness video at a moment's notice!"
Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any sudden increases in your chest confidence, impromptu time-travel anecdotes, or the inexplicable urge to start every sentence with "In the future…" But if you do become the next big thing in chronology-defying sportswear, we wouldn't mind a shoutout!
Remember, in this sports top, every bounce is a leap into the future, and every workout is a chance to make your past self jealous and your future self proud. Now go forth and be the time-traveling, chest-elevating wonder you were always meant to be! 💗
Material: 78% Nylon, 22% Spandex
Fit: Fits true to size
Product: Bra
Pattern: Solid
| Size | Dress Size | Waist (in) | Waist (cm) | Hip (in) | Hip (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–2 | 24–26 | 61–66 | 33–35 | 84–89 |
| S | 2–6 | 26–28 | 66–71 | 36–38 | 91–97 |
| M | 6–8 | 28–31 | 71–79 | 38–40 | 97–102 |
| L | 10–12 | 31–33 | 79–84 | 40–42 | 102–107 |
| XL | 14–16 | 34–37 | 86–94 | 43–45 | 109–114 |
| XXL | 16–18 | 38–40 | 97–102 | 46–48 | 117–122 |
Fit Tip:
Our leggings and shorts are designed for a sculpted, second-skin feel. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit or down for a compressive, snatched look.
| Size | Cup Size | Bust (in) | Bust (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | A–B | 30–34 | 76–86 |
| M | B–C | 34–36 | 86–91 |
| L | C–D | 36–38 | 91–97 |
| XL | D–DD | 38–40 | 97–102 |
| XXL | DD–DDD | 42–44 | 107–112 |
Fit Tip:
Our bras are compressive and supportive without digging in. For a more relaxed fit or for lounge wear, size up.
| Size | Bust (in) | Bust (cm) | Waist (in) | Waist (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30–32 | 76–81 | 23–25 | 58–64 |
| S | 32–34 | 81–86 | 25–27 | 64–69 |
| M | 34–36 | 86–91 | 27–29 | 69–74 |
| L | 36–38 | 91–97 | 29–31 | 74–79 |
| XL | 38–40 | 97–102 | 31–34 | 79–86 |
| XXL | 40–42 | 102–107 | 34–37 | 86–94 |
Fit Tip:
Designed for movement — our tanks hug the body but still stretch easily. They should feel comfortably snug around the chest without gaping under the arms.
| Size | Bust (in) | Bust (cm) | Waist (in) | Waist (cm) | Hip (in) | Hip (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30–32 | 76–81 | 23–25 | 58–64 | 33–35 | 84–89 |
| S | 32–34 | 81–86 | 25–27 | 64–69 | 36–38 | 91–97 |
| M | 34–36 | 86–91 | 27–29 | 69–74 | 38–40 | 97–102 |
| L | 36–38 | 91–97 | 29–31 | 74–79 | 40–42 | 102–107 |
| XL | 38–40 | 97–102 | 31–34 | 79–86 | 43–45 | 109–114 |
| XXL | 40–42 | 102–107 | 34–37 | 86–94 | 46–48 | 117–122 |
Fit Tip:
Our jackets are designed for layering over sports bras and tops. Choose your usual size for a tailored fit or go one size up for a relaxed, streetwear look.
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location but general delivery is within 7-20 days.
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