Xooie Fit Women's High-Performance Active Top
Xooie Fit Women's High-Performance Active Top
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SPECIFICATIONS ✨
Introducing the 'Bounce-Be-Gone Booby Basher' - Because Gravity is So Overrated!
Ladies, are you tired of sports bras that offer about as much support as your ex during a crisis? Say hello to the sports bra that's more supportive than your mom when you told her you were quitting your job to become a professional dog walker!
This isn't just a sports bra; it's a fortress for your fun bags, a palace for your puppies, a castle for your… well, you get the idea. It's like your girls went to boot camp and came back ready to conquer Mount Everest (or at least that intimidating StairMaster at the gym). 😅
Features:
- High impact support: Keeps the girls locked down tighter than Fort Knox, even during your most enthusiastic "Is this Zumba or exorcism?" moments.
- Sexy design: Because who says you can't look hot while you're sweating buckets?
- Quick-dry fabric: Wicks away moisture faster than you can say "Is it hot in here, or is it just my awesome bra?"
- Padded cups: For when you want to say "Cold? What cold?" without actually saying it.
- Tank top style: Shows just enough to make your collar bones wonder if they should have put on makeup today.
Available in colors ranging from "Perky Pink" to "Bounce-Be-Gone Black," because your sports bra should be as vibrant as your excuse for why you're late to spin class.
❗Warning ❗Side effects may include sudden urges to do jumping jacks in public, an inexplicable desire to enter push-up contests, and a significant boost in confidence to go braless in your everyday life (please don't, we can't be held responsible for that).
Remember, with great bra comes great responsibility. You might become the unofficial gym cleavage guru, fielding questions like, "Are those real?" and "Can you teach me your ways?" (Pro tip: The secret is in the bra, but let them think it's all you.) 😉
Whether you're into mountain climbers or actual mountain climbing, this bra has got your front covered (literally). It's so comfortable and supportive, you might forget you're wearing it and accidentally wear it as a top to your next family dinner. (On second thought, go for it – show Aunt Mildred you've still got it!)
Get ready to bounce, jiggle, and conquer in a bra that says, "I'm here to work out, but my girls are here to make a statement!"
Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any sudden increases in your chest confidence, impromptu sports bra fashion shows, or the inexplicable urge to rename yourself 'The Unsinkable Molly Boob'. But if you do become the next big thing in sports bra fashion, we wouldn't mind a shoutout! 😉
P.S. Despite its magical properties, this bra does not actually give you the ability to stop time or hypnotize people with your cleavage. Any stunned onlookers are simply appreciating your fabulous gym fashion sense (and maybe doing a little aspirational shopping of their own).
Remember, in this bra, every day is chest day, and every bounce is a chance to defy Newton's laws of motion. Now go forth and be the perky, jiggle-free wonder you were meant to be!" 🍈🍈
Material
Fit
Product
Pattern
Nylon, Spandex
Fits true to size
Active Top
Solid
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