Not Your Moms Gym Bra

SPECIFICATIONS ✨

🎭 The "Cross Your Heart and Hope to Slay" Sports Bra 🎭

Listen up, fitness fashionistas! If your regular sports bra is giving you "meh" vibes, prepare to meet the sports bra that'll have you looking like a snack while you're working on your six-pack!

✨ Why This Isn't Your Mother's Sports Bra:

Criss-cross straps that look like modern art (but actually stay put!)
Support system stronger than your ex's promises
Breathable fabric because "sweaty mess" isn't on your vision board
Designed to make your back look like a masterpiece
Perfect for those "Oh, this old thing?" gym moments

🎯 Perfect For:

Making the treadmill your runway
Yoga poses that belong in a museum
CrossFit sessions where looking cross-fit is the goal
That awkward moment when you run into your ex at the gym (and look AMAZING)

💪 Features That'll Make You Go "Yaasss!":

Strappy design that says "I do geometry now"
Medium support (like your best friend - there when you need it)
Moisture-wicking fabric (because glistening > sweating)
Seamless construction (no weird bulges under your tank top)

Size Guide: Fits true to size, because ain't nobody got time for return shipping drama! 😜

🌈 Available Colors: [Your color options here]

⚡️ Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (like your ex's heart) Hang to dry (like your hopes for a drama-free workout)

FREE Worldwide Shipping! Because fabulousness should know no borders! 🌎

Warning: May cause excessive confidence and random bursts of strutting. We are not responsible for any impromptu photoshoots that may occur while wearing this sports bra. 📸