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3) HIPS - Measure the full circumference at the widest/fullest point of the hips.
Mysterious, Never Delirious | Baggy Crop Top
$31.99
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SPECIFICATIONS ✨
Introducing the 'Time-Traveling Bat Wing Wonder' - Because 2025 Called, and It Wants Its Fashion-Forward Fitness Gear Now!
Ladies, are you tired of workout tops that belong in the Mesozoic era? Say hello to the long sleeve sweater that's so ahead of its time, it makes DeLoreans look passé! This isn't just a sport t-shirt; it's a wearable magic genie that screams, "Please let me make you look cute and mysterious!" 😉
Features:
- Dolman sleeves: For when you want to say, "I'm working out, but I'm also ready to take flight at a moment's notice."
- Long design: Covers your assets better than your excuses for skipping the gym.
- Loose fit: Hides your food baby better than your "I'm just bloated" Instagram captions.
- Pullover style: Because buttons are so 2023, darling.
- Futuristic fabric: So advanced, it might actually be sentient. (Don't worry, it's on your side.)
This top is so versatile, it's practically a invisible cloak for your upper body. Yoga? Check. Running? You bet. Impromptu late night binges? Now's your chance!
Whether you're into planks or pranks, this top has got you covered (quite literally, it's pretty long). It's so comfortable and flowing, you might forget you're wearing workout gear and accidentally show up to an interview rocking it. (On second thought, go for it – you'll look fabulous doing it!)
P.S. Despite its futuristic properties, this top does not actually give you the ability to predict workout trends or teleport. Any stunned onlookers are simply appreciating your ahead-of-the-curve fashion sense. 💅
Remember, in this top, every workout is a step into the future, and every rep is a chance to make your past self jealous and your future self proud. Now go forth and be the time-traveling, bat-winged wonder you were always meant to be! 💗
Nylon
Fits true to size
Size Guide
Find your perfect fit
To find your fit, please measure your chest, waist and hips using the guide below then compare to our size chart to find your fit;
1) CHEST - Measure the full circumference of the chest 2.5cm below the underarm
2) WAIST - Measure the full circumference at the narrowest point of the waist
3) HIPS - Measure the full circumference at the widest/fullest point of the hips.![]()
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Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location but general delivery is within 7-20 days.
