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3) HIPS - Measure the full circumference at the widest/fullest point of the hips.
Holy Honkers Fitness Twist Bralette
$47.55
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SPECIFICATIONS ✨
Introducing the '2024 Chest Enhancer 3000' - Because Why Wait for the Future When Your Girls Can Time Travel Now?
Ladies, are you tired of sports bras that make your chest look flatter than your attempts at stand-up comedy? Say hello to the new sports top that's more uplifting than your therapist and more supportive than your mom when you said you were becoming a professional meme creator!
This isn't just a sports bra; it's a time machine for your ta-tas. It's like your boobs went to the year 2025 and came back with anti-gravity technology and a PhD in Perkiness.
Features:
- Push-up design: Gives your girls more lift than NASA's entire rocket program.
- Futuristic fabric: So advanced, it might actually improve your workout. (Results may vary, but your cleavage game will be unbeatable.)
- Color options: Available in Navy, Yellow, White, and Pink, because in the future, monochrome is so 2023.
- Workout-ready construction: Gym-appropriate and cute enough to make your Peloton blush.
❗ Warning ❗ Side effects may include sudden urges to speak in future tense, an inexplicable desire to challenge gravity to a duel, and a significant boost in people asking, "Is that sports bra from the future?"
Yoga? Check. HIIT? You bet. Impromptu costume party where the theme is "Sexy Astronaut"? You're always ready! (Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any spontaneous space-time continuum breaches. Please defy gravity responsibly.)
Remember, with great futuristic fashion comes great responsibility. You might become the unofficial gym time traveler, fielding questions like, "Does everyone's chest look like that in 2024?" and "Can you tell me next week's lottery numbers?" (Pro tip: The secret is in the bra, but let them think you're actually from the future.) 😅
Whether you're into burpees or bench presses, this sports top has got you covered (and lifted, and separated). It's so comfortable and advanced, you might forget you're wearing 2024 technology and accidentally lead a robot uprising. (On second thought, go for it – you'll look fabulous doing it!)
Get ready to push up, work out, and conquer in a top that says, "I'm here to exercise, but I'm also ready to star in a sci-fi fitness video at a moment's notice!"
Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any sudden increases in your chest confidence, impromptu time-travel anecdotes, or the inexplicable urge to start every sentence with "In the future…" But if you do become the next big thing in chronology-defying sportswear, we wouldn't mind a shoutout!
Remember, in this sports top, every bounce is a leap into the future, and every workout is a chance to make your past self jealous and your future self proud. Now go forth and be the time-traveling, chest-elevating wonder you were always meant to be! 💗
Material: 78% Nylon, 22% Spandex
Fit: Fits true to size
Product: Bra
Pattern: Solid
Size Guide
Find your perfect fit
To find your fit, please measure your chest, waist and hips using the guide below then compare to our size chart to find your fit;
1) CHEST - Measure the full circumference of the chest 2.5cm below the underarm
2) WAIST - Measure the full circumference at the narrowest point of the waist
3) HIPS - Measure the full circumference at the widest/fullest point of the hips.![]()
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Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location but general delivery is within 7-20 days.
