So Profesh Fitted Active Top

SPECIFICATIONS 💗

Introducing the 'Peek-a-Boob Zen Master' - Because Who Says You Can't Be Sexy and Spiritual at the Same Time?

Ladies, are you tired of yoga tops that make you look about as alluring as a potato sack? Say hello to the padded yoga shirt that's sexier than a chocolate-covered strawberry doing the downward dog!

This isn't just a yoga shirt; it's a magical chest enhancer, confidence booster, and conversation starter all rolled into one stretchy package. It's like your upper body went to Vegas and came back ready to party... mindfully, of course.

Features:

• Padded design: Gives the girls more oomph than your push-up bra on date night.
• Long sleeves: For when you want to say, "I'm modest, but my cleavage isn't."
• Low-cut neckline: Plunges deeper than your commitment to clean eating.
• Crop top style: Shows just enough midriff to make your abs wonder if they should have shown up to work today.
• Slim fit: Hugs your curves tighter than your yoga pants after a hot yoga session.

Available in colors ranging from "Namaste Naughty" to "Meditative Minx," because your yoga wardrobe should be as spicy as your post-workout protein shake.

❗ Warning ❗ Side effects may include sudden urges to do the cat-cow pose in public, an inexplicable desire to wink at yourself in the gym mirror, and a significant boost in people offering to "adjust your form" during yoga class.

This top is so versatile, it's practically a magical genie for your upper body. Yoga? Check. Gym workout? You bet. Impromptu audition for "Baywatch: Zen Edition"? You're always ready! (Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any spontaneous slow-motion running incidents. Please jiggle responsibly.)

Remember, with great cleavage comes great responsibility. You might become the unofficial yoga studio bombshell, fielding questions like, "Is that all you?" and "Can you teach me how to make my chakras pop like that?" (Pro tip: The secret is in the padding, but let them think it's all your inner glow.) ✨

Whether you're into sun salutations or sultry stretches, this top has got you covered (well, partially). It's so flattering and comfortable, you might forget you're wearing workout gear and accidentally lead a burlesque show. (On second thought, go for it – you'll be the belle of the boudoir!)

Get ready to stretch, flex, and mesmerize in a top that says, "I'm here to find my zen, but I'm also ready for my Sports Illustrated yoga edition photoshoot at a moment's notice!"

Disclaimer: Xooie Fit is not responsible for any sudden increases in your yoga class attendance, impromptu cleavage-enhancing selfies, or the inexplicable urge to rename yourself 'Sexy Savasana Sarah'. But if you do become the next big thing in alluring athleticwear, we wouldn't mind a shoutout! 🤳

P.S. Despite its magical properties, this top does not actually give you the power to levitate or hypnotize people with your décolletage. Any mesmerized onlookers are simply appreciating your fabulous fashion sense (and maybe doing a little aspirational shopping of their own).

Remember, in this top, every pose is a pinup, and every om is a chance to make your yoga instructor blush. Now go forth and be the sexy, stretchy wonder you were always meant to be!